GRASSY asked:


Grassy has a feeling the Media would report it this way.

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

FERDINAND

15 Responses to “How would you report the end of the world to others?”

1. DARRELL on July 6th, 2009 4:25 pm

   STEVEN

   With a hug and a kiss goodbye

2. CLARK on July 8th, 2009 8:46 am

   EMIL

   Yahoo went dead worldwide:a disaster unfolding
   that would be my message.
   Blue avatar.

3. BENNIE on July 10th, 2009 4:07 am

   BRADY

   One moment before we are done in by our own ways. Tragic results from the earths actions, film at ………………………………

4. IGNACIO on July 13th, 2009 1:52 am

   LEWIS

   Haha! That’s funny! I dunno, if the news about the world ending was that important, wouldn’t everyone already know about it?

5. EUGENIO on July 16th, 2009 5:02 am

   MOHAMMED

   if the world was truly over who would you report it to?

6. SOLOMON on July 18th, 2009 7:23 pm

   JAMAL

   Microsoft: Don’t bother to re-boot

7. ODELL on July 19th, 2009 6:10 am

   LEOPOLDO

   i would get on the podium and say ehhhmmmm, ladies and gentlemen……grassy has something to tell you

8. LIONEL on July 19th, 2009 10:36 am

   WILBUR

   World comes to an end. News at 11.

9. JULES on July 21st, 2009 10:32 am

   JODY

   Partner ya need to belly up ta the bar.Ya got way to much on yer mind today.Ifin you keep a thinking like that thar folks be a wanting ta hang ya.

10. LUKE on July 23rd, 2009 2:32 pm

    ART

    lol..good ones dude,heres my take on it..
    USA Today = Gore tells the world Told ya so!
    WS Journal = Invest it all now suckkers!
    Playboy Playgirl = Keep Dreamin’ folks!
    Enquirer = Trump tries to Bribe God..
    Rolling Stone = Look Whose Getting Stoned Now!

11. ERNIE on July 26th, 2009 8:08 pm

    MERLE

    AAAHHH! The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!

12. HUNG on July 27th, 2009 5:46 am

    JESSE

    This is the end
    Beautiful friend
    This is the end….

13. SHANE on July 30th, 2009 1:42 pm

    DAVE

    Ha!
    Yes I bet it would be just like that

14. BENNY on August 1st, 2009 9:15 am

    GIL

    I would be a news presenter and my opening headline would be…..

    In the news tonight Shane Warne has decided to come out of retirement. And in other news the world is ending. But first to our top story. Shane Warne sent a dirty text message to an ex girlfriend to tell her he was coming out of retirement and to expect to see him playing for test cricket for Australia next summer, and to make sure she had her mobile phone handy…..and it seems that’s all we have time for……….Hope you have an enjoyable afterlife……Goodnight

15. HECTOR on August 2nd, 2009 7:34 am

    IRVIN

    Porky Pig probably said it best.

    THAT’S ALL FOLKS.